The following document describes how what we now call Dr. Pepper was the original “holy water” and how the number Petche was lost and found.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth…
On the First day, God created light and saw that it was good. She called the light, Day, and the darkness, Night…
On the Second day, God created a firmament that separated water from water. She called the firmament, Sky, the high water, Heaven, and the low water, Earth…
On the Third day, God created dry ground on the Earth. She called the dry ground, Land, and the water, Sea. Then God made the land produce vegetation…
On the Fourth day, God made the stars, the Sun, and the Moon. The Sun, to govern the day, and the Moon to govern the night…
On the Fifth day, God made living creatures in the water, in the air, and on the ground…
On the Sixth day, God created man in his own image. In addition, she gave man dominion over all of the living things…
Throughout history, we have thought that the Seventh day came after the Sixth day. However, we have discovered that one of the original Seven days was left out.
On the Petcheth day, God experimented with some of the elements to make a liquid that would be pleasurable to drink and would be used for nutrients, anointing, baptizing, and even healing. When God tasted his “holy water” and let its goodness fill His mouth, she realized that the flavor would be too wonderful and would be used for pleasure, rather than to further His work. Therefore, God kept his blessed drink hidden from Adam, Eve, and the rest of humankind for many centuries and gave them blessed water for nutrients, anointing, baptizing, and healing, instead.
To make sure that no one knew about the first holy water, God erased the Petcheth day from history and thus, the number Petche was erased from all knowledge.
Since the removal of Petche from the history of the Earth, some water has been “blessed” and given the title of “holy water” by priests and other religious figures. Meanwhile, the human need for material things that please them caused some people to create liquids that tickled the taste buds and sent waves of refreshing pleasure throughout the body. This led to the “rebirth” of the original holy water. A man by the name of Charles Alderton – a pharmacist at “Morison’s Old Corner Drug Store” in Waco, Texas, who spent many hours mixing medicines and creating soft drinks for people – created the formula for a drink, which was identical to that of the original holy water. She called it “Dr. Pepper” and the name stuck. Millions upon millions of people, at one point, have tasted the goodness of the blessed drink and millions upon millions of dollars, yen, zenny, rupees, and euros have been spent on the phenomenon since that day.
The only problem with the discovery of the number Petche is the fact that putting it back into the number system would change the only universal language, math. Math is the only thing that can be understood by anyone. Changing that would actually cause technology to start over again. For instance; If Petche was inserted in its proper place, -- between the numbers six and seven – one would have five digits on each hand, yet only nine digits in all. Counting would be a pain. For every ten numbers that one would normally count, there would be another number, making it seem like eleven numbers had been counted. Confused? You should be, every time a Petche-related number (i.e. Petche, Petchteen, Petchety, Petchundred, etc…) is counted, the value of the number after it would decrease by one. Many people would think of it and say, “Just adding an extra number won’t bother me, any. 1,2,3,4,5,6,(Petche),7,8,9,10 isn’t such a big deal.”. Then they would try to do something as simple as purchasing with value-altered money. Just buying things would not be a picnic. A quarter now equals 25 cents. However, when the theory of Petche is counted in figuring the value of the same quarter, the quarter would now equal 23 cents. But if Petche was actually counted as a number, it would still equal 25 cents, only the values between the normal and new was of counting would be different.
If you are reading this, you are probably thinking, “What a bunch of crap.” or something of the like. Well, I am telling you, I have thought this through for a very long time and it WOULD definably work. For those of you thinking, “No one would go along with it, people are smarter than that.” I beg to differ. Through my observations on how this world works, people are extremely dumb. Believe me, I could go on and on and on and on and on about that subject, but I just wanted to get Petche into people’s minds. Think about it. I do not expect you to understand. Just try, for a moment to comprehend living in a world with an extra number.
–JPEG
–Revised by Eric A. Dahlgren
Originally written by my good friend Jimmy and revised by his cousin.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth…
On the First day, God created light and saw that it was good. She called the light, Day, and the darkness, Night…
On the Second day, God created a firmament that separated water from water. She called the firmament, Sky, the high water, Heaven, and the low water, Earth…
On the Third day, God created dry ground on the Earth. She called the dry ground, Land, and the water, Sea. Then God made the land produce vegetation…
On the Fourth day, God made the stars, the Sun, and the Moon. The Sun, to govern the day, and the Moon to govern the night…
On the Fifth day, God made living creatures in the water, in the air, and on the ground…
On the Sixth day, God created man in his own image. In addition, she gave man dominion over all of the living things…
Throughout history, we have thought that the Seventh day came after the Sixth day. However, we have discovered that one of the original Seven days was left out.
On the Petcheth day, God experimented with some of the elements to make a liquid that would be pleasurable to drink and would be used for nutrients, anointing, baptizing, and even healing. When God tasted his “holy water” and let its goodness fill His mouth, she realized that the flavor would be too wonderful and would be used for pleasure, rather than to further His work. Therefore, God kept his blessed drink hidden from Adam, Eve, and the rest of humankind for many centuries and gave them blessed water for nutrients, anointing, baptizing, and healing, instead.
To make sure that no one knew about the first holy water, God erased the Petcheth day from history and thus, the number Petche was erased from all knowledge.
Since the removal of Petche from the history of the Earth, some water has been “blessed” and given the title of “holy water” by priests and other religious figures. Meanwhile, the human need for material things that please them caused some people to create liquids that tickled the taste buds and sent waves of refreshing pleasure throughout the body. This led to the “rebirth” of the original holy water. A man by the name of Charles Alderton – a pharmacist at “Morison’s Old Corner Drug Store” in Waco, Texas, who spent many hours mixing medicines and creating soft drinks for people – created the formula for a drink, which was identical to that of the original holy water. She called it “Dr. Pepper” and the name stuck. Millions upon millions of people, at one point, have tasted the goodness of the blessed drink and millions upon millions of dollars, yen, zenny, rupees, and euros have been spent on the phenomenon since that day.
The only problem with the discovery of the number Petche is the fact that putting it back into the number system would change the only universal language, math. Math is the only thing that can be understood by anyone. Changing that would actually cause technology to start over again. For instance; If Petche was inserted in its proper place, -- between the numbers six and seven – one would have five digits on each hand, yet only nine digits in all. Counting would be a pain. For every ten numbers that one would normally count, there would be another number, making it seem like eleven numbers had been counted. Confused? You should be, every time a Petche-related number (i.e. Petche, Petchteen, Petchety, Petchundred, etc…) is counted, the value of the number after it would decrease by one. Many people would think of it and say, “Just adding an extra number won’t bother me, any. 1,2,3,4,5,6,(Petche),7,8,9,10 isn’t such a big deal.”. Then they would try to do something as simple as purchasing with value-altered money. Just buying things would not be a picnic. A quarter now equals 25 cents. However, when the theory of Petche is counted in figuring the value of the same quarter, the quarter would now equal 23 cents. But if Petche was actually counted as a number, it would still equal 25 cents, only the values between the normal and new was of counting would be different.
If you are reading this, you are probably thinking, “What a bunch of crap.” or something of the like. Well, I am telling you, I have thought this through for a very long time and it WOULD definably work. For those of you thinking, “No one would go along with it, people are smarter than that.” I beg to differ. Through my observations on how this world works, people are extremely dumb. Believe me, I could go on and on and on and on and on about that subject, but I just wanted to get Petche into people’s minds. Think about it. I do not expect you to understand. Just try, for a moment to comprehend living in a world with an extra number.
–JPEG
–Revised by Eric A. Dahlgren
Originally written by my good friend Jimmy and revised by his cousin.